TIFU by taking a picture of my wife's ass
This happened about a week ago.
I took my wife to Barns & Noble to get some new books for us to read. I was half halfheartedly looking at different books while trailing my wife throughout the store. At some point I realize my wife is nowhere to be seen, but whatever I'll find her eventually.
After a few minutes of mindless wandering, I notice her on the other side of the store. I also notice that her butt looks really good in the jean's shes wearing, so as I'm walking up towards her, phone camera zoomed in on her butt, I hear someone behind me shout "HEY CREEP! WHY ARE YOU TAKING A PICTURE OF THAT GIRLS ASS!?" I turn around to see an employee as the source of the shouting, and look towards my wife who is clutching her sides, laughing her ass off.
I try to explain, that the woman is my wife, but the employee was having none of it. My wife finally came to my rescue when the manager came up and said that I had to leave. She explained that we were indeed married and even showed her the picture of us on our wedding day she keeps in her purse.
The employee apologizes profusely, and of course we plead with the manager not to reprimand her for her "outburst" as the manager called it. Honestly I'm glad she said something as someone from the outside seeing this guy, following a girl around the store and then taking a picture of said girls ass. It was just a wrong place, wrong time kinda thing, but my wife has started telling me "don't get caught this time" whenever we go out. Shes told just about everyone we know, and in lovingly referred to as "the ass-man" in our friend group now.
TL;DRI took a picture of my wife's ass, an employee called me out for it, not knowing it was my wife. My wife left me high and dry until the manager asked me to leave. Everyone we know, now refers to me as "the ass-man" now.
And before anyone starts polishing their armor, yes, my wife knows I do this. Yes, my wife is more than okay with it. She does the same thing to me.
Edit: Just to clarify, my wife already had the picture in hand when she went up to confirm to the manager we were indeed married. The manager never doubted her affirmation that we were indeed married. I'm pretty sure she just wanted to show off her wedding dress again.
Edit2: I have asked the wife if I can share a picture and she has declined. Sorry folks, enjoy this tiny ass as compensation.
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