Guys with ultra-competent and highly capable partners: What's the one, single area where they're completely useless?
My girlfriend is super, super capable, and can do anything she puts her mind to. She's hyper-organized, and can manage complex tasks and projects without writing anything down. Why she's with my disorganized, ADHD ass is a complete fucking mystery.
But whenever she loads the dishwasher, it's like a drunken toddler did it. Spoons and bowls nested, things placed in the racks crosswise or in racks that are way too tight for them, dishes put into the racks in random sequence rather than with like dishes, glasses put in sideways, bowls balanced precariously such that they'll tip up and catch all the dirty water, etc, etc, etc. It's never the same way twice, either. Every time she does it, she tempts me in new and different ways to scream "WHY?!?" into the sink.
EDIT: And so, we commit my inbox to the deep, in the sure and certain hope that the sea will one day give back all the time I've wasted on the internet. Amen.
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