Wanna leave me notes?
I'll keep this short.
Moved into a new place with a roommate I don't know in August.
The first day I moved in he left a note on the table about "returning his fork". Which I didn't use, I have so much cutlery, but I could tell this guy was the paranoid type that jumps to conclusions so I just let it slide.
Then I found my wet laundry with a note on it saying "don't leave your laundry in the machine", it had been there for 30 minutes. He literally does this everytime I do laundry, he magically wants to do it too.
Yesterday I came home to a note saying " Don't leave your bodily fluids on the kitchen counter". It was the tiniest bit of ketchup that had dried maybe an hour before, he literally doesn't give anything a chance he spots something wrong he writes a note.
Now this dude is a pig, he leaves shit stains all over the toilet, leaves crumbs on the table all the time, I purposely keep my toiletries in my room just cause I don't trust him so he has the bathroom to himself.
He also insists on keeping a spaghetti strainer hanging on one of the kitchen sinks because he makes "noodles" so much.
After waking up to the blood note and a laundry note to day I absolutely lost my shit.
My petty revenge :
I scooped up his crumbs and put them in front of his bedroom door with a note saying "You forgot these".
I put his spaghetti strainer on top of his cupboard with a note saying "the kitchen sink is for sharing, please leave this here".
Left a note on the toilet saying "please clean your skid marks".
I went out and BOUGHT extra toiletries just to take up space in the bathroom that I'm never going to use, literally raises, a comb(I don't brush my hair) nail clippers, mouth wash, moisturizer. So now the bathroom counter is completely filled.
I also used to leave the side compartment of the fridge empty(where you keep sauces) and would let him use it. Nope, moved all my sauces to the side slots so now they're stacked on top of each other. I am planning on going to buy more sauces tonight so it's completely filled so my revenge isn't done.
So yea, leave me petty ass notes and I'll stop being a pleasant person to live with, no more roomy bathroom, no more roomy fridge, no more dedicated sink, and no more being messy for you.
I am seriously the cleanest best roommate to have, I clean without expecting you to clean, this guy is just a gigantic douche.
*Update : I don't know when I'm supposed to do this, I was waiting for a reaction but it's midnight and he's been in his room all night. The notes are gone, and the toilet is clean.
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