TIFU by eating my girlfriend out NSFW
I’m devastated by this.
Around 20 hours ago (I can’t remember), my and my SO decided to get freaky and I wanted to give her some pleasure. So I started my clam diving enthusiastically and we both enjoyed it.
As she reached her climax eventually, I buried my head even deeper to maximize contact, and she had a shivering orgasm.
An extra shiver-y orgasm.
It all happened in an instant — she closed her legs uncontrollably onto my ears, and I assume that her slightly sweaty legs made a perfect seal with my ear, formed a nice chamber with my ear canal, and put high pressure onto my eardrums.
Boom. A sharp pain came through and I immediately screamed in pain. I was dizzy, in pain, naked, and wanted to vomit.
Ambulance came, picked us up (we were half-dressed), and I got into the ER at midnight.
After some tests and a CT scan, doctor said that I have Ossicular Chain Dislocation , which basically means that my eardrum got damaged, resulting in the little bone in my left ear getting damaged too.
Surgery is required, and I’m still waiting on an expert surgeon to come. They say that hearing restoration is guaranteed, but only up to 75%.
How am I supposed to explain how I got hearing loss all of a sudden?
Worst part is that it’s nobody’s fault but my SO feels so bad for it. Seeing her in so much emotional pain breaks my heart.
I dunno guys, protect your ears when eating somebody out?
TL;DR: Ate girlfriend out, her legs slapped my ears in during orgasm, and now my hearing is damaged.
Update 1: Ready for surgery. Good luck to me.
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